Fractelle:”Someone put this thread out of its misery.”

I thought it was just getting good. Pynchme and CJ just gave me a good giggle.

What is the longest thread to date on OLO and are they going to beat it?

TPP: “What is the longest thread to date on OLO and are they going to beat it?”

That might depend on how long it takes for Master to admit he’s Judy, his computer to crash, experience a total loss of eyesight, or manages to regain his beloved banjo from the nursing staff that so cruelly hid it from him until he compiles a complete history of NRL misdemeanours since at least 1920 - and so provide compelling evidence that society could be better served if these men were nurses, feminist pastoralists or CSA agents.

It will be a looooooong thread, TPP. Good thing you’re bored and find it interesting.

Ssssh, Master's still under from too many tipples of 'mother's friend'. Happens when she loses all sense of time sitting there on her balcony listening the far off sounds of the pastoralist's friends - the donkeys - molesting the wild dogs loose in her upper paddock.

She should go back to the rum and leave the Robotripping to the kids in the flat below. At least with the Bundy there were 'only' roos in her top paddock and those 'built for..' donkeys would never have been required.

Anyhow, all should be fed, showered and in pyjamas waiting in anticipation for the Scouts Master's (heh, heh) next bedtime fantasy.

sock-puppet:"I've got news "

Does it involve TWO CHILDREN (sic) being KILLED(sic)? If so, I think we've heard that one. If it's about women being involved in scouting then it's not news, socky: as I said, my own leaders in the 70s were women. Never mind, at least you've still got your hubby, even if he is a fat bastard, eh?

Remember the last time you tried to pretend to be a bloke, socky? How I laughed when you asked Graham to remove that post of yours calling hubby a fat bastard after I quoted it? This latest bit of cyber cross-dressing you're doing is even funnier.

Watching the Pomeranian get all confused as to whether to sniff your front or your back is even funnier.

Poor obsessed sock-puppet.

So what's the conclusion about scouts and the term scout master then?

This is a crack up!

Seeker:"It will be a looooooong thread, TPP. Good thing you’re bored and find it interesting."

Hey according to the thread about being time poor I would be considered "time rich" but yes "bored" is kind of how I feel quite a often these days.

Right now I am avoiding a certain responsibility but it cannot be avoided further so I better go find a peg for my nose and get on with it before stinky midget develops rash.

Thank goodness I'm not a feminist aye.