“Don't be so negative, Pied Piper.”

Dib dib.

““Think instead about Fractelle's idea.
>>perhaps Graham could give Antiseptic a suitable award, if the thread tops 500. Any suggestions?<<””
A collector's edition of "The Man Show", perhaps.
Recorded on Betamax.”

Nice.

Plus he has to thank us all for contributing and use the full 350 words expressing his gratitude while saying something pleasant about each individual, especially the females.

Fractelle: “And don't forget the hilarious premise; feminazis staging gang bangs in order to attain "unassailable" positions of power in the NRL. I doubt that even the imagination of Ron L Hubbard could top that.”

Must’ve missed those suggestions of “feminazis staging gang bangs” … thought it was the groupies and their football heroes engaging in group sex.

A more “hilarious premise” would be that women stage any event for no reason at all, or that they’re powerless to stage anything at all. Ron L Hubbard could learn from feminism. And maybe he has.

TPP: “How close are we? I'm gonna spew if Anti makes post 499.

If he does I'm popping back in to that 9/11 one and leaving a post.[snigger]”

TPP, is that an example of some sort of female power envy? Why would you not want Anti to succeed in making that magical 499? Would it detract in any way from who you are?

Cornflower: “Master could be wandering aimlessly around her top paddock, completely lost, or those randy donkeys she bought could have turned on her instead and what would you care?”

Hope none of those things I wished for Master actually happened. Hope she’s OK. I really do care.

Jewels: <"Plus he has to thank us all for contributing and use the full 350 words expressing his gratitude while saying something pleasant about each individual, especially the females.">

Haw! Well I'm chipping in towards the 500; can't wait to get my compliment and all :)

Btw I want it noted that I have nothing against crossdressers - that might even be Cornyflower's main redeeming feature.

I hope Master is ok too. He's a beaut poster.

For-Nine-Tee !

- only 10 to go :)

Seeker:“TPP, is that an example of some sort of female power envy? Why would you not want Anti to succeed in making that magical 499? Would it detract in any way from who you are?”

Yes!

Must be the completive atmosphere back in my house, I yell “come sit up” – means to come sit at the table for whatever meal and my gawd it is like a stampede. This morning I saw a sneaky little girl just knock a small boy slightly with her hip – was enough to get to chair she wanted. All chairs are different colours and now and again there is a favourite chosen and it’s a whole different competition.

The seats for watching a DVD in the playroom have different letters on them and now and again someone’s name will start with a corresponding letter so they’ll decide they just have to have that one each time. The tactics used are appalling. Some kid gets on the “L” and little Lwhateva will go “hey you can come play with my toy now”… kids gets up, L goes “nah I changed my mind" while rushing past to get the seat.

Now us shameful adults in the house, sometimes four but son isn’t here often now. If a baby is napping they are on an intercom. The first gurgle heard on loud speaker and we are up running for the nursery door – bubbies when they wake up are adorable - I have been known to send hubby in to a wall and foot trip my daughter to get the first cuddle.

NRL have nothing on our household.

Where did Master go Pynchme?

491

Whoohooo…

Thanks for taking up my challenge, Pericles.

Love the idea of "The Man Show", Recorded on Betamax.”

I agree a big thank you from A-septic to all of we posters who made it possible. Have a feeling that an apology would cause an apoplexy - but if he taped it on Youtube I'd love to watch.

My idea is to send A-septic back to the 50's where men had no choice other than being the breadwinner, along with C-flower as his housewife who has to have dinner, his favourite pipe and slippers ready for him when he comes home from a hard day at the office. C-flower must always greet him with a smile and never refuse his manly rights.

I know, I am far too kind-hearted.