Where's Julie vickers?

Troy,"I did not have sex with that chair!"In the meanwhile people suddenly are looking at chairs in a whole new light.They are no longer the boring old piece of furniture with four legs and a flat bottom.

Chairs now have developed their own sexuality and thus personality.You now have to be very careful about how you approach them.Be apologetic,and be sensitive to their feelings, ie you have the ask the chair for permission to sit.Not only will the Govt now have to have male and female chairs,there will have to be gay chairs,lesbian chairs!Can we have shemale chairs?

Troy Buswell has made "the chair" a very important piece of furniture.

How about a song;
Chair,the moment I met you,I swear.
I felt as if something,somewhere,
had happened to me,which I couldn't see.

And then,the moment I met you ,again.
I knew in my heart that we were friends.
It had to be so,it couldn't be no.

But try as hard as I might do,I do not know why.
You get to me in a way I can't describe.

Words mean so little when you look at my bum and smile.
I don't care what people say,to me your're more
than a child.

Oh Chair.Chair...

Chair.If ever an moment so rare
was captured for Troy to compare.
That moment is you in all that you do.

But why in spite of our height difference do I cry?
Each time I sit on you I feel I could die.

Nothing means more to me than hearing you say,
Glad you didn't eat bake beans today.

Oh Chair.Chair...

Chair, chair so nice, meek and mild

Who is the biggest WA Lib child?

Could it be their mighty leader Troy?

Whose snoz rubbed upon your seat with orgasmic joy!

(Talks to self; “oow Ludwig, that’s terrible”. Rolls eyes and shakes head, then sneaks off to bed now to hide head under pillow)

*For pete's sake, it is disrespectful!*

Eftfnc, respect is earned for various reasons, not just given
because of gender.

Ludwig, ROFL, at least somebody on OLO still has a sense of humour,
not all just boring old farts :)

Bra Snapper, Chair Sniffer Party enough enough. This is just what is happening in Parliament when we watch it on TV. Mockery and ridicule we see them personally attacking each other and nothing said about the issues. No!! any man who resorts to those antics whether intoxicated or not to be voted in as a leader or even a Premier certainly and clearly will make a mockery of our democracy. In the office where I worked if a character did such an act the Directors would have offered the offender the entitlements such as LSL and annual leave and politely told the offender to leave the premises and to never return. Otherwise Equal Opportunity would have been called in as the act is nothing less than Bullying and Harrasment in the workplace. Obviously Mr Buswell has not had any training on these issues. This clearly would not have been tolerated in our workplace. To actually support and give a standing ovation when knowing full well the man has been disrespectful to a respectful female has made the distinguished Liberal Party a laughing stock obviously they will now close ranks and hope that it will all die down before November. Paul Omedei is showing decency and he is being spurned for only carrying out what exactly the Equal Opportunity Department would do. Obviously not one person has complained but the offender has confessed to it. Decent women in the Liberal Party are being loyal but privately they are disgusted with the act. No this is not funny but it is certainly not decent. Many Socialists have had to fight hard and legislate within Parliament to bring about equality for Women it was not long ago when they only earned a third of a mans wage. Acts like this has knocked back Parliament fifty years many of you have quite openly said this post is humourous. The Liberal Party must be mad to endorse these carryings on surely they have a worthy person to take the leadership role.

FINALLY. Thanks Bronco!

(Well 'Julie'? Happy now? This send up was tacky.)