When the good Lord was creating women, He was into His 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared and said,
"You're doing a lot of fiddling on this one." And the Lord replied,
"Have you read the specifications on this order? She has to be completely washable but not plastic, have 180 movable parts, all replaceable, run on coffee and left overs, have a lap that disappears when she stands up, a kiss that cures anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair, and six pairs of hands."

"Six pairs of hands? No way!"
"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord.
"It's the three pairs of eyes that women have to have."
"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.
The Lord nodded, "One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you doing in there?' when she already knows. Another in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know. And of-course, the one in front that can look at a child when they get into trouble and say, 'I understand and love you,' without so much as uttering a word."

"Lord," said the angel touching His sleeve gently, "Go to bed, tomorrow is another day."
"I can't," said the Lord,"I'm so close now. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick, can feed a family of six on one pound of mince and can get a nine year old to have a bath."

The angel circled the model of the woman very slowly.
"It's too soft," she sighed.
"But tough!" said the Lord excitedly. "You cannot imagine what this woman can do or endure."
"Can it think?"
"Not only think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Lord.

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.
"There's a leak," said the angel.
"It's a tear."
"What's it for?"
"It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride."
"You're a genius!" said the angel.
The Lord looked sombre.
"I didn't put it there!"

xy the male is less of a man each generation.

Are women necessart.

Hope would do us well.

Hey Trtl,

When you address women as "m'dear" do they simper coyly, toss their pretty little heads and pout or tap you roguishly with their fans?

Aaagh, mate. You should never have admitted to it. I will forever picture you now with a monocle and a leer.

PALE “I simply shared my feelings with you.”

I too can share with you PALE

“Yawn”

David_BOAZ “you'll know CJ has purchased a new book on 'spells..on steroids' gimme a call and I'll pronounce some kind of anti CJ thing for you 0”

CJ’s impotence in every other field guarantees, whatever he might conjure up is not going to have any impact which cannot be fixed with a junior aspirin

Vanilla – actually I did have a RSVP profile which I did use about 6 years ago from where I met my fiancé and then a year ago when she and I were on a “break”.

One thing I steered well away from were those ladies who were “looking for walks of the beach” or “a glass of red wine in front of an open fire” and if I read anything to do with star signs I assigned them to the out-with-the-pixies list. I figured that I, being someone who has been around the place for more than a few years would be better off with someone who was not still seeking a relationship with a cliché.

I stopped bothering to look at all and dated only from those who contacted me (well those who I bothered to reply to).

One of the great things with male versus female which I can confirm from experience

For ladies, the best are their teenage years, when they are chased by every available stud but it goes progressively down hill from then.

I know my brief excursion back to RSVP proved to me, for men, the best years are ahead. The “power shift“ changes through the forties. Women lose it and we fellas can pick it up, if we wish.

However now my profile is all shut. Back with the lady of my choice and equally important, she is with the man of her choice.

So I guess what anyone might surmise about me does not matter because

I could not give a rats

And that goes especially for CJM.

TRTL

M’dear?

I have often used “Yes Dear”, for dramatic effect.

Foxy, I'm sure god had all sorts of good intentions when he created
women, but clearly he is human, for when he has a bad hair day,
whew, he puts out some shocking numbers.....

They get passed around from bloke to bloke in the meat market and
everyone shakes their head.

Perhaps god is just suffering from PMT on those days, so god must
be a girl, who makes such huge mistakes sometimes and is so erratic :)

Dear Yabby,

I don't pretend to have all the answers.

If I did I'd be a man. (smile).