PHILB, your imaginary wife seems to appreciate how very lucky she is to have you.

Hello Seeker,
Im sorry my good wife does know how lucky she is to have me.Only last week she suggested we do the marriage vows again,I said o/k only if you drive to church and make all the arrangements.

Yea Right.If my missus was to read the sh.te I was putting on here,my balls would end up in the cement mixer and later be under the slabs I am currently laying.