Hi. Tony in Toronto here.
Oy, Que Surpresa, non ?
OK.I got it. Ya . she's a has-bean that never was. I can see that now. What a Cu&t! I really thought I had afriend for a while in Beautiful Australiasmszismnisismstititszzszmns, but no. She really turned out to be a SLAG. She's done. Over the hill and a JUNKIE -WHORE. I do not say that lightly since I witnessed her shooting up in my Mamas home. What a Cnt to do that to my familly who has taken her in when she was just a peice of sperm and fried egg.
Fk her all to hell. My Mama is no joke. and she won't fall for Kidmans crap. Mama has been around the world and back to keep such trash around,I guess that NIC. is my Bad Sister ?Mama even took care of her bastard child at Ontario Place , b-c NIC was fkng the waiter,. Toms cousin . OUCHIES !Bad NIC. FK u NIC. You made my Mama cry, be-ach.

Hello ??

I managed to sneak a look at some new songs Keith Urban has been working on for his as yet unamed upcoming album (he releases about 6 a year!) and managed to get a copy of a song he has penned about Our Nic (now His Nic)and here it is:

My (um - Coff! Coff!) Angel Nicole

By Keith U (married to Nicole K)

She emerged from the clouds
At a time that was dark
And I’ve quickly learnt that her bite's
A lot worse than her bark

I stepped outta rehab
And saw my new wife
I looked around for a bar
Fuc#, I knew I was in strife

What was I thinking?
My mind was a mess
She's that thin
She can't wear a dress!

My Angel Nicole
I should ‘ave listen too my mates
Who said she was a mole
My dear Angel,
My Angel Nicole

Two weeks after the wedding
I was back in the clinic
Nicole wasn’t happy
I called her a cynic
She got in a huff and said
Enough Keith! Enough!

My dear Angel,
My Angel Nicole

Now I’m clean n' sober
And I have my dear wife
So why ain’t I happy
With my new life?

And as I again reach for the booze
And as I again reach for the powder
I keep hearing that bitch getting’ louder and louder
And I think to myself; Christ! Didn't I married a bowl of clam chowder!

Snoggett

THAT . IS . BRILLIANT ! I have just laughed and laughed. Very clever. Congratulations.Now all we have to do is somehow get these goddamed lyrics some international airplay.

Yes, very good snoggett. It catches the spirit of that union, I'm sure. So what is the song urban wrote for botoxia anyways. Not being a fan of the music, and having no interest in hearing it, Ive never bothered to check. As i recall, lenny kravitz reportedly wrote her a song, on a cd he released, and i read tanked, big time. Obviously the hook up with botoxic was no help to his career, he hasnt done a thing, and I havent heard much from him since then. I do remember he lent it out for a commercial for the Gapp, which just shows how special that hook up was... but I doubt their songs were as inspired as your tune, snogg...

Hi Tony,

Botoxia has two faces does she. I think that is what everyone has been trying to say here.

Hope your feeling alot better then your last post now.