That's great Tony! A bronze statue of Kidman would be the perfect thing for the pigeons to crap on.

And the many kangaroos that abound in the city of Sydney to hop over.

I am practising my Australian for when I come over, but every time I say "I hate Nicole ", it sounds like I am saying "I ate Nicole".

Great way to get into trouble.I won't speak Spanish anymore. Made a faux pas once too many times.Did you know Bandeja and Bandages are two entirely diffrent words in Spanish?

Guess I'll watch some early Mad Maxx films and pick up the language like that there , Eh!

Frankly, I think you might have to get your English right before you attempt to tackle Strine.

Strine ? I never have heard of it. Please explain.Thankyou.

I am going back to Heaven for a while to visit some relatives who passed on a while ago.Need the energy and re-juvination. Will be back in a short while. my visits are limited since I am not dead yet, as they keep reminding me.

LOL - Tony

In today's "Letters from Readers" page in The Age Newspaper there is a contribution from a reader re the bushfires, which I think is very funny.

"Volunteer firefighters are risking thir lives. Does this mean Nicole Kidman will receive an Australia Day award?"