Phil are you German? Sorry forget that question. Now, where were we, yes, translation, what language do you want me to translate into, German. Sorry forget I said that. Okay, for the slow learner, not you Phil, Germans might have read my post, please forgive me once again about mentioning the you know who. I will start the translation now, the bit about the duck should read;
Wenn es aussieht, wie eine Ente und Kurpfuscher wie eine Ente, seines am wahrscheinlichsten eine Ente.
That should help out the German speaking people on the forum, there I go again mentioning the Germans, sorry about that. That is the best I can do for now. LOL