Before I leave - here's something for the old-timers
that I found on the web:

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout

Time was when, on its own
From my trousers it would spring
But now it's just a full time job
To find the blessed thing

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

Willy poems are always funny -
Right guys?

And just for a bit of variety:

It goes in dry, comes out wet
The longer it's in
The stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and
It starts to sag
It's not what you think
It's a Lipton teabag!

Keep smiling.

Hi Foxy.....Will you marry me ?

Hi snake,

Thank You -

But -

Sorry, I'm already committed to Johnny Depp.
(joke).

aaaah.....shucks !

Hi snake,

MWAH!

X0X0X0X!