The Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party has not bloted its copy book, and has done its job well in representing its constituents. There has been no scandal associated with any of the members elected to Parliament.

Issy, what about Fat Bob and the elephant eating scandal? When the Greens asked him was what he did with all those elephants he shot in Africa, Fat Bob said he ate them, we think he lied to parliament. Even Fat Bob could not eat 100 elephants, 50 maybe, but a 100 never! Where has Fat Bob hidden all those dead elephants? Painted their toe nails red and hid them upside down in the strawberry patch, so no one would recognise them.

Issy, did you see, the banks are refusing accounts for 'Gun Shops' (true) on the grounds of criminal activity. What do you say to that?

BTW that local jelly shooting shop in my area CLOSED UP, Hallelujah! How are the local gunnie nut jobs going to get their jelly ammo so they can get their rocks off on weekends?

Is Mise- The Shooters Fishers and Farmers seem to be doing good work.

As he is now promoting even more immigration than before the Covid fiasco, the sooner he departs the better. That he doesn't seam to care where the immigrants come from at least clears him of any bias toward catholic folk, even if it shows him to be a bit thick when it comes to thinking.

CM of course they are. With all that shooting, fishing and farming not to mention farting going on they have no time for politics.

Issy, serious question, what is the best flavour jelly for my Aeroplane 360 Jelly gun? I've been shooting raseburies at the old bloke next door, but he won't go down. What do you suggest? Tutti-Frutti maybe. Where have the Gunny Jelly Nut Jobs gone?

Politicians have the right to have huge families of their own. They have no right to instigate mass immigration, which lowers the GDP per person, gives us crowded cities and poor infrastructure, and an enormous strain on the environment we are supposed to be worried about.

We all got a bit too excited by the removal of Gladys the Left, but now it seems that Perrottet will be a Boris Johnson sort of conservative, as most of them are becoming.