If the Chinese get their way they will turn all the zoos into Cinese Take-Aways.

Anyone for a yum cha? Zebra dim sims, Polar Bear spring rolls, Mango Platypus pancakes, and the list goes on.

It'll be even more popular than the Wuhan Bat Soup Kitchen.

Yes please Mr O, but could you hold off on the Zebra, I've given it up since hearing its high in cholesterol. BTW you don't do a hippopotamus burger by any chance, I went to my favourite Scottish restaurant and unfortunately they are still using reconstituted tractor tyres as a meat substitute, I hear you say, but yes tractor tyres are high in protean, I know that but its hard on my false teeth!

BTW, during WWII Muscovites ate the animals in the city zoo, were they members of the Shooters and Hooters Party of Australia? Just on the Shooter and Hooters, party leader and cofounder Fat Bob Ballsup, dear friend and fellow shooter with Forumite Issy Is Mise, admitted to not just shooting elephants in Africa, but eating them as well. Fat Bob has been watching his weight lately, and now limits himself to the consumption of no more than one elephant at a sitting, two when he's really hungry.

Beef, goat, pork of chicken is cheaper.

Hassy,

What is pork of chicken, hog crossed with a chook, a hoggychook!

I found one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gpu4P2iIhk&ab_channel=honusdogus

Paul1405,

I think Hasbeen is out with the chicken feeders: "Here chook chook chook. Here chook chook chook."

Mr Opinion,
Is that you egging-on the hog ?