Paul1405,

Actually what McCormack said about $30 million being a bargain has got me to thinking.

So I've decided to sell my next door neighbour's property for $30 million and cash in on the action.

Trick is in not letting my neighbour find about it. But if he does get wind of it I'll just get McCormack to roll up and tell him what a great bargain it is.

Paul1405,

BTW Just in case I can't sell my next door neighbour's property without him finding out about it (yes - it's hard to keep secrets nowadays) well at least I'll still be able to fall back on my honest and trustworthy cash-for-visa consultancy with all those Chinese - who are more than likely affiliated with the CCP - looking for a bona fide way into Aussiedom.

And a big Aussie "Ni hao mate" to all prospective cash-for-visa clients from your pal Mr Opinion.

Gladys should try 'E-Harmony', according to their ads someone finds love every 15 minutes on their site. They might match you up with an Ivan Milat type, but you've just gotta take risks to find true love.

According to Mark Latham, one time wanna-be prime minister, ahhhhhhh! and nowdays the One Nation chief head kicker in the NSW retirement room for worn out politicians, said Daryl had a key to Gladys house, what about that?

Paul1405,

The key to Gladys' house PLUS the key to her heart!

Daryl must have thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Seems "Honest" Gladys was running a Liberal re-election slush fund with taxpayer money out her office before the last state election. The $250 million council fund, aka another sports rorts affair, seen 95% of the dosh going to Coalition electorates, all operated by e-mail, by Big Nose and her offsider Shady Barrels from the Nats, with no proper approval. Did Daryl put his two bobs worth in as well? With all these Liberals running side businesses from their taxpayer funded offices, it a wonder they have time to run the state, sorry they don't.

Up here in Queensland we have the LNP leader Dangerous Deb Somebody in bed with developers at LNP fundraisers to gain donations.

Paul1405,

I had this dream about Soot Morrison trying to stuff money into the pockets of wealthy Liberal Party supporters.

"Here, take some. It's free. You can have it all. I've got plenty more where that came from. I get off people who actually pay taxes. Don't be shy, take it. They won't miss it. I'll even chuck in a few Cartier watches if you want."