Mr O,

Yeah of little faith! Saint Scott, yes he has been elevated to the exalted position of sainthood of climate change.

St Scott can not only still the waters, he can turn back the tides, and if pressed he can do the volcano's and sun spot thing as well HE SHALL SMITE THEM FROM THE HEAVENS! Damn the disbelievers! Sorry getting a little carried away with things there.

St Scott at this very moment is delivering the strongest of rebukes to the Chinese, via his local 'Happy Dragon' restaurant and take-away, where he is cancelling his regular Saturday night order of Egg Foo Young and a Large Fried Rice! That will teach Beijing a crippling lesson!

ScumO' wants to know if this decisive action on his part will win back your vote, PLEASE! Remember Big Clive is watching!

When Pacific Islanders complained they were being inundated by sea water due to climate change, conservative Australian politicians told them to; "Move to higher ground, and get over it!"

The Pacific Islanders have advice for Australians regarding bushfires; "When a bushfire is coming your way, just climb into your refrigerator, and get over it!"

But haven't you heard Paul.

85% of pacific islands have expanded their area in the last 2 decades.

It is just a nasty green rumor that they are sinking. Do try to keep up with the facts. Reading something other than greenie propaganda sheets might help you be better informed.

Hasbeen,

If there was a Land of Reverse Thinking you would be the King of Reverse Thinking.

And in your kingdom everybody does things backwards: they walk backwards, drive backwards, sleep backwards, and in your case speak backwards.

And now that you're in charge of things you can start going on holidays to Hawaii whenever a bushfire crisis breaks out in the Land of Reverse Thinking.

You've got it made Hasbeen! Must make you want to reach for a bottle of Bundy.

Loudmouth,

Going by your last comment it seems you are losing the plot, especially given that you have a couple of dozen self-awarded imaginary degrees including two BAs which who had then later on realised you didn't have.

Hassy, one of your pin up boy politicians Craig Kelly was caught out mocking the poor folk of the island nation of Tuvalu as their homes were being inundated by rising sea levels. Lets hope if a bushfire blows Kelly's way he takes the advice, and climbs into his good old trusty fridge and waits for the whole thing to blow over.