"Baba daba daba daba daba daba dab,"
said the monkey to the chimp."

Capt getup, we may be in his presents here right now
A hugely funny but sad failure to impress that the real thing is
Today we hear about a cayman island firm doing business with our government
As wecan not know who is controlling that tax haven firm it leaves room to ask is it anyone on the current front bench

Errrr, ummmm, guys I think we may have pushed someone a little too far and now she's finally 'cracked' and exhibiting signs of having 'lost' it.
She has tried valiantly to hold it together, but the strain has beaten her and now we see the result, in her posting.
In trying to post she has lost all her capability of coherent speech.
Oh well, it was only a matter of time.
But it's OK she has enough followers and well-wishers that they will either be admitted sooner or later or at least visit her every now and then.
Sad, very sad.

"Aba daba daba daba daba dab dab,"
said the chimpie to the monk.

ALTRAV,

Ditto to that. Time to let up. Her boy friend complained to Graham about me, and things are looking ominous with this one now. Seriously. We don't want to be accused when the spring goes ping. Victims. Bullies. All that stuff that that comes up when certain people don't get their way.

Some facts about monkeys:

Those big-eyed furry creatures may seem harmless.
But once they reach sexual maturity experts warn,
monkeys can become aggressive - and some
monkeys also harbor deadly diseases like herpes B
that they can pass on to humans via bites and
scratches.

Although some people remain undaunted by the risks
of adopting a monkey as a pet - viewed as status
symbols or substitute children.

It's advised though - best to avoid contact.