Paul,

You are improving, your OP is brilliant satire.

“the coming victory of the ALP”

I don't think Alan Bell will see any change in his electorate, where both state and federal MPs are National Party. National party voters are unlikely to lurch far enough to vote Labor.

So, according to Jayb's revelation of the actual question asked in the poll, Paul's post is a big Green lie?

Hi Issy,

You are not alone, I too had a little chuckle on re-reading my opening post. After putting up with lots of hogwash from Phil and his UK Daily Mail crap, the "Someone should be sacked" nonsense, I thought I might try myself, found three to sack. The Get Up poll is amusing, they needed a vote to determine Dutton, Abbott and Christensen are three Coalition MP to target.

Paul and Co, people get who they vote for.
Your comment goes a long way to you showing your hand.
Only you would think about tyrants and baddies.
I and other well meaning and much deeper thinkers than you would prefer a benevolent dictator, anyway most of your suggestions were lefty's like you and your mates.
As for labour winning the next elections, I can't say, but unfortunately for Australia and us within, it looks likely.
I don't get how any lefty cannot see that the labour ethos and mantra is NOT the way to go.
Socialism, Communism, Labour, Unions, call it what you like, you fools don't want to cede to history, and the fact that YOUR beliefs DON'T WORK.
Classic point in case when the Libs left a lot of money in the 'kitty', along come the 'bludgers' and quickly turned it into a massive debt.
You're fools for having this naive short term thinking that your way is the best.
I'm trying to tell you that none of these ways are any good because we, the people are the bunny's, we are the target, and we keep getting extorted, Lab or Libs or any other two bit scammers, they are ALL scum.
It's too hard to oust over a hundred scum-bags, but it's a lot easier to oust one.
So stop pushing your useless labour mantra, thinking people have worked it out ages ago, your lot can't think past your last bowel movement.

For my two Cents worth I want to add that my personal experiences with Labor supporters have proven to me that Labor supporters have a severe lack of integrity. I only know a handful of labor voters who are decent people & they're jittery about the next election & who to vote for.
I'll most likely gor for the Australian Conservatives simply because the Coalition has already proven how out of touch they are too.
Morrison was one of the high priests of the Centrelink rort & asset testing. I won't take the chance to believe he's learnt anything about fairness since he got into office.