The latest news in 'The Muck Rack Daily' as reported by that pair of prize winning investigative jurno's Miles Goodfly, and Heath Ashbum, Miles and Heath are regular prize winners, having just last night carried off the major prize of a tray of rump at the Bowling Club meat raffle. This is a scoop by Miles and Heath, so you wont find it anywhere else.

The Lads reported that the contract for the Taco Wall (that's what they are calling it now) has been awarded to the Chinese, seems they are experienced in wall building. Australia was the front runner for the deal, until General Brassbottom from the Pentagon reported to the Commander In Chief that Australia was actually a fence builder, not a wall builder. the alternate facts say different, we built the Ding Wall! PM Turnballs dispatched our newest Minister the Rev Fred Bile from NSW, special minister for walls and fences, to Washington to see what he could do. Unfortunate the Rev Fred was deemed a security risk, and deported to Mexico.

Here is the link for the above sensational news
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If that link don't work try google and find it yourself.

"BTW, Mexicans are excellent tunnellers."
Cocaine imports , before tariffs and tax hikes on coke franchises profits, into US were about 300 tons , now dropped to 100 tons . A starving Mexican at 50kg wet would fit into a coke package giving a gross import of 2000 per year. With Trump's boom/bust economy and executive stress , imports of Mexicans may again reach 300 tons , hair on, average quality.

NNN, is the rumor true that The Donald plans to introduce a one peso tax on every Mexican entering Texas to pay for the 'Taco Wall' its called the Mex-Tex-Tax!

Yes it's true the rumor says that. There will be 382,784 tech jobs max for Mex to make the Tex tax after Taco take-away on the fence defence.

Paul1405:

We get that you are clever but why not channel that cleverness into something positive?

If you do not like what you believe Trump is going to do to America and the world then why not do something to stop him. Why not donate your gifts to the Democrats to help them form a strong and viable opposition?

It just looks like your real objective is to show off and draw attention to yourself rather than contribute to the making of a better society.

Cost of Election
Cycle Total Cost of Election Presidential Race
2016* $6,917,636,161 $2,651,122,110.
57 million voted. As this was $120 per vote with Putin for free the bludger and the supreme court allowed the gangster hero to get Obama's front door key then what do the Democrats , Trump or Graham Young care about OLO opinions and just what does phanto plan to do to
explode the Oval Office?