Toni, I apologize unreservedly to Mr D Buck and any other duck including that little black duck Daffy, along with the nephews Huey Dewey and Louie, also Donald's girlfriend Daisy, and uncle Scrooge Mcduck, who I may have without thought accidentally insulted.
Given that cartoon characters have personalities, I think the Donald is more a dumb narcissistic version of Goofy than anyone else.

RObert, the conservatives from the mid-west bible belt would be absolutely flabbergasted by what Trump said.

Dear Paul,

I resent your offensive slur against popular animated characters. As the secretary, president and founding member of AAPA (Australians Against Poor Analogies), we would ask that you cease and desist from comparisons of Donald 'That's An Unusual Shade For Human Skin' Trump with the cartoon character 'Goofy'.

Despite the similarity in hue betwixt Mr. Trump's fake tan and Goofy's shirt, we feel that your analogy draws a longer bow than an English archer at the Battle of Hastings.

Furthermore, we ask that you desist from any further comparisons, real or imagined, with characters living, dead, or non-existent in the first place. Except for Hitler, who is of course exempt from AAPA guidelines to save on paperwork.

Trump is in a class of his own. Until the AAPA have the proper forms sorted out, it would be a lot easier if you'd just stick to non-personal analogies like 'shite-stain on the bedsheet of humanity'

Good one, Toni :)

AJ's quote deserves to be repeated:

“Those of you who are mystified that I could forgive Clinton her obvious lying and indiscretions just don’t understand what a dangerous imbecile I think Trump is. I really think he is a child in a man’s body. He is a malignantly selfish, ignorant, and petty person. And a tyrant in the making, in so far as our system could accommodate a tyrant. If you’re supporting the guy because he’ll ‘shake things up’, I think you’re playing a game of chicken with human history, and there’s no one in the other car.” - Sam Harris

It would be interesting, in a perverse way, to know when was the LAST time that Trumpf groped a woman: last week, last month or 11 years ago ?

I'd like to ask each of his supporters one question: how long would you leave Trumpf alone in a room with your daughter, or sister, or wife, or grandmother ?

And to remind each one of them: this is the half-wit who inherited the equivalent of a couple of billion dollars and who, through his own incompetence, can afford to lose a million dollars a week for nearly twenty years, and stay wealthy.

What ghastly choices. Roll on, 2020.

Joe

Hi Toni, I understand there was a late night spill down at the Australian Association of Waterfowl Fanciers and your presidency was unceremoniously terminated by the supporters of new president Betty Botter from Bolting. A travesty! and to think you had just recently, and most generously, given up your valuable time to attend a 3 month "fact finding" mission to the Bahamas. Monte Carlo and the French Riviera on behalf of the association on the plight of the endangered yellow breasted sap sucking duck, which is only found in a remote corner of Patagonia. I found your half page report, most enlightening.

Hypothetically, you wouldn't vote for either of these aberrations to be president of the Goondiwindi RSL Club, let alone president of the USA.

//and to think you had just recently, and most generously, given up your valuable time to attend a 3 month "fact finding" mission to the Bahamas. Monte Carlo and the French Riviera on behalf of the association on the plight of the endangered yellow breasted sap sucking duck, which is only found in a remote corner of Patagonia. I found your half page report, most enlightening.//

What, actual twitching? We employ Bill Oddie to do that on a contract basis