Dear old Luddy, I think You Should
Expose yourself in this manner good .

Indeed a fine display with your tie half-out,
I'm sure the girls would all flock about !

If yer ain't got no tie wotcher gunna do if yer belt breaks?
Eh?

So I went to the do with tie out fly

The girls came a runnin’, my o my!

Now I’ve learnt a slick new trick

Much better m’ tie out m’ fly than m’ d…

!! (:>{}) !!

So Luddy "went to the do" and found that nice ties are good,

I knew he'd luv 'em ,I knew he would .

Much safer to expose the tie - he's found it's right,

Than to flash anything else and give them ALL a fright !

I once dated a man with a tie

Who told me a shocking lie

I grabbed hold of the knot

And kicked his weak spot

Till his plea sounded awfully high

...couldn't resist :))

Ludwig, you’re a sick sick sick sick seeeeeeeyick puppy!!
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Well someone had to tell you!!

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(But at least you are in good similarly warped company!!)