Dear Pericles,

I decided to not do a comedy routine, because if I
did you would probably just laugh at me.

So who's gunna do a better job Indi??

Any better suggestions than Bobby Carrtoonface?

Any better suggestions than Bobby Carrtoonface?
Ludwig,
Any conservative village idiot couldn't help doing a better job than anyone within the ALP.

Yes but Indi there are no village idiots in the running to lead the country.

Oh... hold on....

Aren't both Lib and Lab the epitome of village idiocy??

So much for your assertion!

Is the Liberal Party thinking of a name change?

"The Conservative Village Idiots" has a nice ring to it.

: )

For Pericles, five from the funniest joke of the Fringe Dave awards... and because I regard the one-liner as an artform.

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y." – Chris Turner
"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold
"My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances." – Nish Kumar
"I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves." – Nick Helm

But I still love the truth of Jimmy Carr's:

"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand."