WMTrev,
I'd have a bit of trouble with side-bars; I'm a bit of a lack-beard.

Exactly how I picture you, Poirot, with a highly wrought moustache of course.

Squeers,

Of course the moustache goes without saying. : )

HaHaHa... Do you know the old joke?

She's had so many facelifts, one more and she'll have a moustache!

WmTrevor,

Ha, ha, ha...although you're denting my newly fashioned persona here. I quite fancy myself as Countess Grantham...and I need all the help I can get. My oldest child turned 30 today. Fancy that! - and I haven't even had my first facelift yet!

I must say, Poirot, I can understand your wish.
After all, the Countess does have some of the best lines.
And then there's that twinkle in her eye...
Anthony
http://www.observationpoint.com.au

Anthony,

I'm enjoying this little flight of fancy - in fact I feel a sock puppet coming on - "Countess Grantham", and I could come on OLO and lord it over all of you - with a twinkle in my eye.

But perhaps I'm getting a little carried away. I'll go back to being mild-mannered Poirot from this point on : )