Lexi "How droll indeed. However, you'd possibly know more about that sort of thing - having had more experience with proctologists"

actually my maladies concern loftier matters, Lexi

I see a cardiologist regularly and he even commented recently on how well I was doing b y following my show-pony wifes diet and lifestyle requirements

(actually the "show-pony" is her personal preference but do not presume she is simply for "show". She has two medical degrees (one in western medicine and the other in natural medicines), is an expert in beauty therapies, built up and operated a training business comprising four schools in two states, registered with the state and federal governments as an RTO and CRICOS and has an IQ of 170)

but you talking of proctologists -

I would suggest you make an appointment,

that part of your anatomy must be working extra shifts since, as well as its intended function, you also spend alot of time talking out of it

Have a nice day

Dear Belly,

Have you ever come across a booklet called, "Political Pryorities: How to get on top of Australian Politics," by Dennis Pryor. It's simply superb and rings as true as "Yes Minister." It's a comical, critical, cynical, sceptical, ironical, satirical dictionary of Australian politics. It answers every question you ever wanted to ask about the nongs you're forced to vote for and is designed to be equally offensive to all parties. With his tongue lodged firmly in his cheek Dennis Pryor exposes all the vanity and hypocrisy of our leaders, bureaucrats, journalists and party hacks. It's the voter's revenge on the people who spend their taxes.

As for it at your local library - maybe they can get it in for you.
It puts things into perspective - the low-down on the low-life in Canberra. Australian politics was never as funny as this.

Take care.

Dear Col R.,

Methinks you protest too much Sir!

But that's all-right - considering your age.

As for show-ponies? Bizarre reference. A pony is a childhood dream.
Now a horse is an adulthood treasure -different thing alltogether.
Still I guess a woman need two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it.

cont'd ...

Dear Col,

So your wife has an IQ of 170?

Wow. That's impressive. Why do men like intelligent women?
I guess it's because opposites attract.

Lexi

ROFL

Your knives are very sharp today.

An IQ of 170 wasted on running a beauty salon out of a garage.

So very sad.

Lexi thanks sounds like my kind of book, will read.
Col! Mate, a hint,take those teeth out before kissing the mirror, scratches mate.
It is another Col day, very wet very cold and windy ,have not been out for 4 days , floods just to my north hope every one is ok.
Now Shadow Minister, I understand, once locked on, like a bull terrier some can never let go, even if its their own rear end they are latched on to.
Like the Liberal Party and its bought and paid for servant the Nationals, Labor has some true fools.
Any union, that has to import its general Secretary's has too.
But from the religious right, to a bank of former ministers who left early after being found to lie to the Parliament you are not behind Labor IN HAVEING LEAD WEIGHT IN YOUR BAG.
Such has presented himself for election as head of your party,and will win on form alone, he lies.
A servant, former deputy Prime minister left hoping, and did, to escape his role in AWB scandal.
I have only one question,after Abbott lands in Thatchers lap, the rubbish tip of past failures ,will you deny you ever supported him
My regards.