Hi AC,

I agree with 99% of what you say, however there is some disagreement between us on the 'halal snack pack', I am a dyed in wool Aussie bloke, and I prefer the traditional dinky-di Aussie tucker, the Doner Kebab. I still think "George" at the Ottoman Kabab at Capalaba, does the best Kabab this side of Istanbul, not that I've tried many Kabab's in Istanbul lately. When I was a young bloke, and prone to getting on the piss on a Friday and Saturday night, not my fault of course, led astray by that gang of "piss-heads", whom I had acquainted at school, there was no underage drinking when I was 17! Me and the lads would often end up at midnight, staggering down to Abdul's Lebanese Restaurant and Takeaway in Surry Hills Sydney, now closed, I think the Bibi mob bombed the joint out of existence, believing it was hiding a brigade of the Hasballah Children's Militia, knocked off 400, collateral damage you understand. When I was in Abdul's I always felt I was in the Aussie quarter of Beirut, not that I've ever been in the Aussie quarter of Beirut, not that I would want to be in the Aussie quarter of Beirut these days, might get an unexpected visit from the Bibi mob, and you know how that ends up. Anyway, enjoy your 'halal snack pack' before the Bibi mob pays an unexpected visit to Aussie.

p/s Did you know Donald believed the Iranians we about to develop a 10 megaton halal snack pack and were going to drop it on New York, resulting in Barbecue Sauce everywhere. Donald had to act immediately!

Thanks ttbn for the thread.