Trumpster, good news

Your Orange Man has slapped a 37% tariff on that disgustingly rich country Botswana! Isn't that good news, we can't have these mega rich countries like Botswana, take advantage of poor America.

News Flash, The Orange Man has slapped a 10% tariff on the penguins of Heard Island. The 'Heardydablers' penguins native to Heard Island, have been running a secret campaign to 'Make Heard Island Great Again'. Trumpy said they (the Heardydablers, penguins of Heard Island) have done nothing about the illegal sardines crossing the boarder from Heard Island into the United States! Disgusting, and if they are not careful The Orange Man might have to invade the joint, guns ablazen' !