Hasbeen,
Which one is you then? you seem to do a lot of that.
Some of you BBQ comments are far from thought through and trivial.

stan_nesta, "It is entirely up to the girls to decide where, when, how, etc., they have a sexual relationship, and with whom, as it was up to me to decide the same matters some 28 years ago, before I met their mother."

So you are in favour of laisse faire casualness with no boundaries at all and at any age?! How 'progressive' (sic) of you!

What absolute bollocks and reason enough for any parent to doubt your storytelling.

Of course children need advice, guidance and firm boundaries. To do otherwise is to guarantee problems for them and yourself. Accepting that your children exist, they must been fortunate enough to found a better role model than you.

Clearly loving caring fathers everywhere want their daughters' first sexual encounter to be a wonderful and loving event.

Waiting till the first night before exploring her sexuality, a doting dad may be sure that his daughter will experience a night something like this devout couple from Charleston, South Carolina.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39100

<<<< John and Linda McCue, joined in holy matrimony Sunday before friends, family and their Lord at Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church, said the incredibly awkward wedding-night consummation of their love was "well worth the wait."

"I'm so glad we waited until we got married—it made it so much more special," said the 26-year-old Linda, who is "pretty sure" John's penis penetrated her vaginal opening during the brief, fumbling lovemaking session. "I can't imagine what a letdown our first sexual experience would have been if we'd done it at some point during our five years of dating.".....

..."As with millions of young newlyweds who haven't yet had sex," John said, "there was some nervousness and confusion at first. But after a couple of minutes, we figured out that it would be easier if Linda separated her legs to facilitate entry." ...

..."Toward the end," she said, "I was almost relaxed enough to enjoy myself, and then, of course, John ejaculated." Linda declined to elaborate on her new husband's sexual climax, but said, "I can definitely say that the encounter, which yesterday would have been an unforgivable sin in the eyes of God, was noticeably pleasurable, and probably even somewhat erotic in nature." >>>>

A blissful event - every dad would be proud.

Severin

Onion beat-up a salacious story to give its adolescent voyeurs some jollies and the trash is dutifully spread to other sites. So what else is new?

It is really a waste of time asking, but where did the 'story' mention their respective fathers?

Garbage in, garbage out.

Runner sez: "the usual spew by those who have failed to honour their word in marriage or any vows. They then decide that decency is outdated"

I believe monty python has said all that need be said about virgin birth (Life of Brian, since you don't read outside the church). What is your excuse? (besides ignorance, lack of education and a reprehensible lack of respect for the knowledgeably investigated and genuinely held beliefs of others)

Rusty

Cornflower

Satire not your strong suit?

A cryin' shame.

Thinking things through isn't exactly a strength of Abbott or Marsh either.