Maclen and Morgan:
Two gossipping Scully Maids who are about to look in the mirror one day soon and see how brown their noses have become, because of all the years of sticking them where they do not belong. EUW!
Nicole should donate some Kibble 'n Bits to both of you. You can be her new Charity, Ok?
You are both so UGLY !

Well morgan, you're probably right about her as a mother, as apposed to Cruise as a father... (you can find video of him every week at his kids soccer and football games.) So I guess we can rule out the possiblity of her adopting a poor 3rd world child, as it would take time away from the 20 movies she does every year, or from the fundraising dinners she hosts for the fatcats and bigwigs...

I would love to put some of you HATERS under a microscope, but I am afraid I would die of boredom within a day.

Well, looks like Keith Urban is jack of being married to the celluloid giraffe already, after only 2 months. He's just been admitted into a live-in rehab.
Bang goes his big tour.Bang goes their marital bliss. Maybe she'll use her spare time to pay a visit to her teenage kids.And pigs might fly.

I can not believe how pathetic you people are! Oh-my-god! Have you nothing else to give this world but your spite for people who actually LIVE their lives ?
You make me sick. We all have issues.
Not too curious about what yours would be. It is a bit too obvoius, as are you.
Don't ever try to cross the street when I am in the drivers seat.
You never know were I will be driving next. perhaps drive you devils from this good Earth. Some shine, others rot and YOU are Rotten within. Shame on you.Shame !

Yeah just picked that up on the news ticker... oh what a shame, isnt it morgan? Well shame on Urban for not knowing that being married to kidman was going to be nothing but rainbows and lolipops...NOT! but he made it to 4 months actually... (according to google news by the way) So the next question is, to use a country expession, how long will kidman "stand by her man?" Thats only assuming if urban can still stand himself... So honestly now, who couldn't see this coming?... oh right...