Houellebecq, "Just hang around a large bunch of drunk chicks trying to out-do each other in outrageous behaviour, and all just a little bit sad they're not the ones getting married.'

First ask the cabbies who are unlucky enough to transport such revellers home. For women there is a fine line between tipsy and urgent projectile vomit. This is not assisted by female adventurousness in sampling a mix of exotic drinks when celebrating. The pretentious office suits add cigars, urk.

Bucket and mop and none of the other.

Cornflower, <" For women there is a fine line between tipsy and urgent projectile vomit. This is not assisted by female adventurousness in sampling a mix of exotic drinks when celebrating. The pretentious office suits add cigars, urk."

I am sure we could say the same about men at Buck's parties couldn't we Cornflower?

Or are men too cool to chuck?

Suzeonline: protector of the right of women to projectile vomit...

What next hon: will you be arguing for the inalienable right of women to drop their tweeds and water the roses after they've finished with their vomiting? What fun this equality stuff is, eh?

suzeonline

Collateral damage - you were too quick on the trigger. If you go back to the Houellebecq's reply you will see that I was making a light-hearted comment on the sometimes wrongly timed advances of young men. He could have had a wry smile or maybe even a laugh at the memory.

I might have made a joke about how women can miss-time their romantic advances too if a similar statement had been made by a woman.

As a rose grower myself, I was about to have a little fun with Antiseptic's image of women astride rose bushes, but that scarce opportunity will have to pass after having to make this explanation.

Sorry Cornflower, I must have missed the supposed humour from you!
Normally, you are just so serious about your pet anti-female topics that I don't imagine that you possess a sense of humour.

However, I will admit I had a little giggle about 'septics image of women squatting to pee over rose-bushes. Quite painful I would imagine...!

Is that what men do after they are drunk and vomiting 'septic?
Or are you having a flashback about some drunken time in your own past 'hon'?

Of course!

Foolish me, anything and everything is a trigger for you.

Your game (for life!) not mine, C U.