Paul,
Not all boring machines are perfect, that’s why, on the 9x circuit the boring bars would be limited to 9x and so on.

Issy, you have opened my eyes to a whole lot of possibilities. Why bury the dead at all. Its a little known fact the taxidermy industry has suffered greatly thanks to Covid lockdowns, with very few corpses walking through the doors. Why should peoples usefulness end with their final breath? Once properly embalmed cadavers could fill a vast range of useful functions. Store mannequins for one, scarecrows for the outdoor types, rent a crowd for bottom of the table footy matches. But there's more, patrons at that Indian Curry House that no one goes to, make it look like people eat there despite the recent ptomaine poisoning outbreak traced back to the joint, who said chicken don't keep for a month in the cupboard. A mob of friends at Issy's birthday bash. A first date for all those no girl Nigel's who can't get a date for themselves. A mob down at Happy Ron's used car yard, make it look like people want to buy Ron's overpriced death traps. Issy there is hundreds more uses for the deceased. I'm sure you'll have some great suggestions......fertilizer.

Issy, good news with Uncle Thaddaeus's funeral. We managed to stuff Grandpa Remus back down the hole, and the kids had a scavenger hunt and gathered up most of Aunty Sal, which we took home for a family BBQ.

Paul,
Did you never see the film ‘Soylent Green’?
The dead were recycled into a nutritious food.

Is Mise- Boring Machines are interesting tools. An innovative solution. The problem with creating capacity though is it's usually used before the solution is in place. ie There are too many people in the world.

CM,
Another solution is externment in space; for a premium price we put them in orbit, all others we shoot into space where they will keep going forever always going away and leaving room for more.

I don't have a problem with people paying ten thousand dollars per kilo if they want to spread their ashes over The Earth. Probably better to just put them in the sea but it's their money. It would probably help the space industry. I hate to see waste.