"Name one rotten apple in the Shooters, Farmers and Fishers Party"

Issy, have you quit the party? You juicy little pink lady you. Any shooter, Hooter, fishfinger and fruitcake party apple that would do a deal with the bent bananas of One Nation is rotten to the core! Anyone who would advocate the wholesale ownership and use of guns is a rotten apple!

Hey Paul,

You might like this:

Knott and Shott got into a gun fight.
Knott was shot and Shott was not.
Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott.

But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott
but Shott?

The the shot Shott shot - shot Shott.

And another one:

3 guys apply to join the FBI.

They go for the test one at a time.
The first one is given a gun and told to go into a
room and shoot his wife.
The man can't do it. So he's rejected.

The second man is also given a gun and told to
do the same thing - shoot his
wife. Well he can't do it either. He's rejected as well.

The third man is given a gun and told to do the exact same
thing. He takes the gun goes into the room and after a few
minutes comes out and says to the FBI agent.
" The gun wasn't loaded. I couldn't shoot her."

Then he adds, "So I strangled the bitch!"

Foxy,

Having made an idiotic observation you can't answer a question about it so you resort to a sexist 'joke'.

Paul,

I'm not ignoring you. so don't get off whatever you're on.

Paul,

If I had a fetish for pedophiles I would join the Catholic Church or the greens.

Shoddy Minister,

There you go again, banning on with your favourite subject, paedophiles, not healthy SM, its a worry!

I suggest you hum along with that ditty, 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport', to clear any bad thoughts. If that don't work, try catching Archy Pell for a Confession. Remembering to stat with "Bless me Father for I have sinned....then you can spill your guts, and compare notes!