Dear ALTRAV,

I have been hearing a lot of good things about you from Foxy. I think we should call you ALTRAV The Magnificent. I'm thinking of building a stupa to sit in and get enlightenment from your pure existence. I'm so happy just to know of someone of your greatness that it has left me in tears. You are the Buddha of my dreams.

Mr O,

well, my son, I will reveal my true identity when all that I have created is at peace with each other.
Then and only then can I say my creation is alive and thriving.
Until then, I watch in sorrow as the universe I once created is imploding upon itself.
Not by my hand, but by the hand of, liars, cheats, charlatans, con-men, politicians, lawyers, bankers and stupid people who refuse to see things as they are and not as they would have them be because it makes them feel "good" and more comfortable.
So go forth and tell your brothers and sisters to keep carrying on like spoilt pre-pubescent brats and their day of reckoning shall be upon them sooner than they would expect, and it shall be swift.
And so, Mr O, you now know more.
Go in peace, my son.

It is true, you really are ALTRAV The Magnificent.

Mr O,

now that I have revealed my true identity to you, I trust you will keep it a secret, as you know how your brothers and sisters distort the truth and spread these unfounded and unsubstantiated lies about me.
So I trust you to keep this between ourselves.
All will be revealed in due course.
Be at peace my son, and go forth with the grace of.....well, ME!

and go forth with the grace of.....
ALTRAV,
You forgot to warn him that being a Progressive hence taking one step forward & two back, he'll need to walk away facing you. Can you handle such a sight ?

Dear individual,

You blaspheme against ALTRAV The Magnificent.