Oh no, it's actually Dead Sea scrolls, and not Dead Sea gulls as you incorrectly printed above.
And electrolysis sinks boats, and probably was responsible for the sinking of Noah's ark.

Science has a new discovery using an old form of gravitational index which ascribed much faith at the time, when a mix of thorium and an alloy resembling aluminium was discovered coating the keel of the ark.

Trump laboratories of the US were sprung red-handed selling Noah's formula to the Chinese Jews, and as a sales pitch to Beijing, threw in three million whale leather bound copies of Karl Marx: Philosophy and Revolution. (And two thorium bombs for ping pong practice).

Dan.

Aluminium was discovered in 1824.

Don't you believe it for a minute NNN.

It WAS around in Noah's day.

Scrap from the UFO invaders crashed flying aluminium saucers.

Dan

If there's a genuine problem here then we should at least explore viable solutions.

If this really is a genuine issue then I take it seriously;
And if push comes to shove, I'd prefer to shut down cane growing.
Reason being Australia can always import sugar from elsewhere but we cant import a new great barrier reef.

AC
*...If there's a genuine problem here then we should at least explore viable solutions...*

there is a genuine problem, climate change.
It's not a new phenomenon.
Established evidence of the effects of climate change on coral, adorn earths geological history.

Coral is fragile, and effectively is the result of chemical reactions which end in limestone formations and deposits.
The Great Barrier Reef will one day become a new tourist attraction "the great rock of Australia".

You cannot sugar coat the truth, nor change the flavour of limestone by adding $400m Turnbull wasted tax payer dollars for his mates in big business.

The GBR is kapoot.

Dan.