ttbn,

Ask runner -he brought up Trump on page 4.

Forget guns, try large dogs. A big Rottweiler knocks them over and bites them. Handler said they were shouting at me which upset my dog and then they kicked my dog so he bit them!
Then the best bit some seven foot thug with his trousers half way down his back side and a hoody mumbling he didn't do nothing! The cutsey Rottie, tongue out, visibly smiling at the camera. How do you find the defendant, members of the jury?

//Forget guns, try large dogs.//

The man speaks a lot of sense - large scary looking dogs are a much better deterrent than a couple of fat, sweaty, wannabe-cops.

How do you keep a large dog in your pocket?

Toni Lavis,
And do something for the likes of you ? You've got to be kidding. There are victims of Govt all over this country, do you ever give them a thought ? I don't think so, you don't come across as a community minded citizen.

I don't know Issy, How do you keep a large dog in your pocket? Let him play fetch the ball.
While I'm waiting for your funny punch line, I'll throw one up the kids gave me;

What is RED and smells like WHITE PAINT?

....so you are not kept in suspense waiting for the hilariously funny punch line I'll give it to you now;

RED PAINT!

Yeah, it wasn't funny when the grandkids told me, but you have to laugh after all they are your pride and joy.

Can't laugh at Frank Bogan and his $1000/day security, he's getting ripped off. A certain former Oz heavy weight boxing champ would do it for much less, assuming he's still in the business.

A little story Issy, I know you love my little stories.

Some years back a plumber who was owned, I think $3k, by a well off eastern subs business owner for private work done at his posh mansion. Despite many letters of demand, and numerous un-taken phone calls to his business ("tell the prick I'm not here" stuff to the receptionist). This millionaire took the attitude, only pay the bills you have to, why pay a plumber, after all "the yellow pages are full of plumbers!", get another when you need one.
Being so fed up, and getting nowhere, the plumber took action. He drove around to the business premises of Mr M, a mobile call to the receptionist "please xxx (my wife, they were now on a first names) just answer yes or no, and hang up, is M in his office?" ..."yes". Within a minute P is up the stairs with the smartly dressed X-boxer following close behind, P barged into M's office.All the x-boxer did was stand in the office doorway, without uttering a word, or make any gestures etc, nothing. The up shot was M wrote out a company cheque on the spot for $3500, which included collection expenses. The parting words from the plumber to M was "This cheque better not bounce, or my friend will be back to return it to you PERSONALLY!"