Ll Duce, we have a problem. A couple of usurpers have raised their ugly heads and claimed dictatorial authority over YOU, how dare they! One is even referring to himself as 'El Savour', trying to cash in on the Jesus connection I suspect. YOU were legally and constitutionally installed as DICTATOR for life by the happy clappers, aka, The Freaky Sons of Jesus, in a properly constituted parliamentary coup d'état, which seen the most unpopular PM since Little Johnny Howard A-holed unceremoniously, that SOB is now seeking political asylum in that Commie Fascists State across the Tasman! Luxembourg!

These usurpers are trying to steal your thunder by introducing "benevolent" policies like yourself, Your Excellency. One is advocating a "cull" of some kind, not to sure what that entails. Well out go a whole range of undesirables, I hope you and I are not on the list, we are both very desirable, well at least I am, don't know about you.

Indy, blaspheming the SS now carries the most severe of penalises. You may be forced to watch re-runs of the 'Simpsons' for 24 hours straight, a penalty worse than death!

Ll Duce, any suggestions what should be done about this pair of Johnny-Come-Lately's trying to take what is rightfully yours? I agree that is enough for the first day as DICTATOR. I hope after that raft of humane decrees are enacted YOU are going to get tough with the crazy people.

p/s I particularly liked that policy of "Instill real and well entrenched historical family values" Oh! it sounds so good. However may I suggest you change the word "historical" to "wholesome" it will make your devoted supporters feel all warm and fuzzy, and love you even more, if that's possible. May I suggest a compulsory family board game to be played by all nightly, while watching you deliver all today's good news stories, the game will feature many of those wonderful policies of yours. A bit of a twist on the snakes and ladders theme. Some going up and some going DOWN!

Hi Steele,

Be Jesus, I'll be damned, you say these South Sudanese buggers are Christian, does the Pope know about this? You could crucify someone with that one. No matter, our fearless leader, Ll Duce, will simply decree tomorrow that these South Sudanese buggers are part of the Islamic sect of Christianity, problem solved, out they go!

Steelie,
You are indeed a dope and fool. Read my line again.

In your haste to win a point you did not see that I referred to to the Melbourne lot as 'groups'. I understand that the trouble makers there maybe Christian but I do not care and never bothered to find out. They have no respect for our laws or our citizens so no more of that group should be allowed into Aus. What is more they should be dealt with most severely and deported where possible. The African refugees lost me years ago when a group of them raped a woman in her laundry while her kids were in the house.

It should be obvious even to a dimwit like you that I do not care about religion, skin colour or any racial attribute, but only about a migrants suitability to contribute to the benefit of our country. We should not import those we have to carry, we breed more than enough of our own to carry and put up with.

For your information, it is quite possible that some parents that subject their daughters to FGM may also be christian but again I do not care. What they do is despicable and deportation is warranted. Why we import such low life is beyond me. Same with child marriage.

So SR you can shove your comments about my post, you will have to do far better than that to win any points. Now back to the tennis.

Speaking in tennis terms, your serve Steele.

Indi,
If I were dictator I would not care if homos liked my specific laws regarding same sex unions, as distinct from marriage.

The only reason they wanted the word marriage in relation to ss union is to capitalize on the good and wholesome name of marriage. The object was simply to lift the reputation of homos from the low position it holds because of homos sexual acts. They achieved that, mainly by deception.

By association with same sex it certainly lowers the perception of marriage as a wholesome situation.

I am disappointed because I never thought that Aussies would approve of anal sex and rimming, but voters did.

HenryL, hear, hear.
Good to see someone still has the ability to see reason and common sense and not succumb to the foibles of those who lack the courage to say what they truly feel and truly believe to be right as opposed to the PC wrong which is so much easier to deal with and not have to explain oneself to the misguided ones.
Don't let the bastards get a leg up, keep them down and out!