Dear Hasbeen,

How's it going old cock. Still banging away on your old drum as the village idiot it seems.

What do the rest of the lads at the Mens Shed think of your carrying on like a pork chop? Or are blokes like Frank, Gary and Theo all of the same mind (actually I know they are not)? Is it a little like the Liberal Party, disavow the science or get the boot?

So your state has a whole series of record temperatures for this time of the year and extensive bushfires, some entering rainforests in a manner they never have before, yet all you can do is blame the Greens? That is the very definition of 'thick'.

I am starting to get on in years but I really hope I never get as daft as you old matey although getting deaf must be a bonus as you can't hear them laughing behind your back.

Anyway, which of your so called headlines do you find the most egregious? Whichever it is I will dissect it to see if it has any substance. Your call.

Dear Foxy,

The first half way decent sprinkle in a while. Some of the water authority dams down our way are the lowest they have been since the millennial drought and it was starting to look pretty serious so the is a good Christmas present for sure.

Hey Hasbeen,
Merkels gone...
Let me introduce to you the Mini-Merkel
http://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/new-leader-chosen-to-replace-germany-s-angela-merkel-20181208-p50l04.html

AC, you've got to be kidding.
I can only deduce from the appointment of all these females to the top of their respective political parties as a sign that things are that bad because of PC, or that all the men have found out world politics status are heading for a real bad time, so the guys are saying, no I don't want to be remembered as the person who ran the country into recession or worse, depression.
The obvious thing to do is put the females up, to cop the flack, while the men sit back all snug and warm in the house, sleeping and only waking to look interested, every now and then, all along waiting for things to get better, naturally, then stepping back into the top job.
And so it is there are so many women in the top job, and not because they were the best choice, but the most expendable.
I can't wait to hear what pearls another female is going to come up with regarding Climate Change.

Nice to see those useful idiots are still yabbering away.

Of course Hassy would be a climate change denier, after spending 50 years poisoning the Great Barrier Reef by pumping his dirty bilge water all over it from his rusty tub, what else can you expect!