There is no dark side only a far side which fades as much as on earth which is half the time .
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Joh Bjelke-Petersen the god of the banana benders, declared daylight saving did in reality fade the curtains! In fact, never you mind, Old Joh declared it was a commie, pinko, southern states conspiracy to take his army of mushroom followers out of the dark and subject them to more sunlight, thus frying the little brain they had left.

There is a push by the Bolsheviks living in south east Queensland to have daylight saving reintroduced. Not only that, they also want their part of the state renamed, I suggest it be called Toadland.

In racing parlance Queensland has form, Paul reminds us of old Joe, his brown paper bags his gaol bird police commissioner.
Pauline Hanson knows that state has form for voting for lunatics and propers there and only there by that continuing form
You can bet London to a brick, some Queenslanders think their curtains are fading because of daylight saving completely forgetting they do not have it

Hi Belly, "London to a brick" you invoke the ghost of the late great Ken Howard, doyen of Sydney race callers.

//Queenslanders think their curtains are fading because of daylight saving completely forgetting they do not have it//

Nah, completely forgetting they did not have curtains in the first place, until Old Joh said they did.

What I suggest is all Queenslanders gather at 6am on top of the Everest of Queensland, Mount Bartle Frere, putting them 3 foot 6 above sea level, and pray to the great Sun God not to rise.

Gee, and to think I have just bought a property up there. I didn't check the curtains for fading.

Paul,

We have also just bought into Queensland, suburban Brisbane, on the Northside.
Don't worry about fading curtains as the extra fading only happens in DST lands.

Daylight saving doesn't fade the curtains but it definitely fades the mentality of those born without sense.