I will not. Most people have a hill , house or trees between their pale pastel Chinese silk curtains in their east facing bedroom when the sun is at 65 degrees azimuth and 15 degrees elevation but not you. Why? Do you mark a spot on the carpet for your slippers? Does your colour chart measure the interior wall paint or is that covered in black drapes? What you got against sunlight?

//Daylight saving causes extra fading, get used to it.//

Have you considered getting new windows? I hypothesise that the brown glass used to filter out the wavelengths of light that ruin beer by 'skunking' the hops might also be able to filter the wavelengths that ruin curtains. Certainly seems worth a try.

Or maybe just hang your curtains in a cellar away from any sunlight, so that you can appreciate them without having to worry about them fading.

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Just to be safe I planted bottle brush trees against my windows
Is it daylight saving making them scratch the windows at night

I wish I had venetians and could make myself sleep in and had a curtain timetable from Brian Boruma who is unfaded.