Just to add, it was thanks to Little (stomper) Pattie's inspirational team song (I get chocked up every time I hear it) that our team was able to finish 27th of the 28 teams competing. Without Patties team song, we most likely would have finished last, losing the playoff for 27th place to the legless team from Albania, as it was we only defeated them 427 stomps to 426 after the regulation match play of 3 days of stoat stomping.

//Here is our team motivational dittie we used last year at the Aussie Champs held at Maroubra. Sing along if you can.//

In my stoat-stomping heyday, we used to sing 'Weasel Stomping Day', a catchy little number with a tendency to get stuck in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

I know they're not the same animal, but close enough, right?

Which reminds me of an old joke. How do you tell the difference between a stoat and weasel? Well, one is weaselly identified and the other is stoatally different.

I'll see myself out.

Toni,

"Why don't you just use your awesome powers of legilimency and pluck the answer from my mind?"

I tried, believe me, but it's physically and psychically impossible to get something from nothing.

//I tried//

No you didn't.

Hi Toni,
Thanks for that, I needed it.

Such a moving and heart felt rendition by the great "Weird Al" Yankovic of 'Weasel Stomping Day'. Listing to "Weird Al" reminds me of some of the greats of the music world, that famous tener or was he a fiver, you know the bloke, worked for Domino's Home Delivery, oh yeah! Pizzarotting, sung every time he dropped off a 'Meatlovers' crispy crust of course, when only the best will do.
I must confess listing to "Weird Al" sensitive interpretation of 'Weasel Stomping Day' I was so overcome with emotion I cried half way through, I couldn't help myself, it was too much.