Issy, judging by the general lack of interest in this topic, I suppose we'll just have to live with a massive increase in the vote for the Shooters, Hooters and Fishfutters Party. Yep, it should explode from 0.08% to 0.09%. You never know you might even crack the 3,000 mark at the ballot box.

BTW, with the micro support for the Shooters, you tacked on the Hooters, and now you're tack on the Fishfutters. Who's next, the Goggomobil drivers?

Issy, what happened to the Hooters, the 4WD people in your little fandangle of a political party. Did they drive off a cliff or something? As for farmers, are you trying to pinch them off the Nats, Barnyard wont be pleased.

//BTW, with the micro support for the Shooters, you tacked on the Hooters, and now you're tack on the Fishfutters. Who's next, the Goggomobil drivers?//

In keeping with their proud tradition of representing those voters with niche hobbies, I believe their next move planned move is to become the Shooters, Farmers, Fishers and Falconers Party.

After their ranks fail to swell appreciably with the inclusion of falconers, some bright spark will have the idea of making it an umbrella party to represent all the voters with an interest in blood sports, and they'll become the Shooters, Farmers, Fishers, Falconers, Cock-Fighters, Bull-Baiters, Stoat-Stompers and Weasel-Chokers Party.

I believe once they get their numbers up they're hoping to legalise snuff films and gladiatorial combat.

Toni,

Don't you know that Falconry, an ancient means of hunting, is illegal in most of Australia?

//Don't you know that Falconry, an ancient means of hunting, is illegal in most of Australia?//

Yep, so are bull-baiting and snuff films.

Although you're in luck, Is Mise, because it's still perfectly legal for you to choke your weasel (not literally, of course).

Toni,

If you knew then why did you mention it?

Don't try and weasel out of your mistakes, we know that you are not infallible.