Tiger,

I'm sure that if you gave it some thought you would not compare a licence to drive a motor vehicle with a licence to use a firearm.

Dear Is Mise,

You said;

“You are thick, we've been talking about the States, not Australia.”

No we are talking about Australia because you want virtually every household in Australia to have the right to weaponise for 'self protection'. This is the type of gun culture you want for this country and the resultant shootings in schools is virtually a given. When that eventuates then you will be calling for the arming of our teachers here.

Foxy,

When you watch "Bowling for Columbine" watch how Charlton Heston magically changes the colour of his tie, and he doesn't miss a word.
(this version may have been further edited and you won't see the magic).

Of course, the film may have been cut and spliced for some reason and more than once..

//I'm sure that if you gave it some thought you would not compare a licence to drive a motor vehicle with a licence to use a firearm.//

I've given it some thought. Allowing people to operate firearms without a license is a bloody stupid idea, so little wonder that you support it.

Issy, would they wear their big hooters in the shower? Would they take their big hooters to bed with them?

In the last 100 years or so, have you ever had to flash your big hooter to ward off a would-be type who was trying to have their way with you?

How about a serious answer about my Mr Whippy idea. What size 'Howitzer' would you recommend we mount on top of the vans? We need old blokes with plenty of spare time, and their own big hooters to ride shotgun on school days. What's ya doing Tuesdays between 9am and 3pm?

If I was back in my school days, I would love nothing better than to gaze out the classroom window during the afternoons arithmetic lesson. takeing my mind of that cute little thing in the pigtails across the room for a moment, and to be comforted at the sight of Borat at the wheel, and you in the passenger seat riding shotgun with your big hooter poking out the window in my direction. 'Greensleeves' blaring away at full blast, the Howitzer shelling the Kevie Crudd Memorial School Hall as you cruse by. Oh! the joy of it all, what did I miss.

p.s Does your old military uniform still fit? Just asking, wearing it would be of such comfort to the children.

Is Mise,

Let me understand you. So You've seen "Bowling
for Columbine," and the only thing
you noticed was the colour of Mr Heston's tie?

Why am I not surprised.