The chances are Bonking Barney will be gone by Friday. Given the popularity of the government, Turnballs can't afford to have a bloke who Joe Public perceives as a moral degenerate filling his shoes as acting PM next week, if ever. Although it is a decision of the hicks and hayseeds of the National Party as to whom should fill the deputy dog position for the Coalition, it will be Barnyard who will ultimately, with a whole lot of pushing and shoving from within, fall on his sward.

Shadow, if you are going to attempt to bail out the Titanic, I suggest you get a bigger thimble. Your attempt at defending the indefensible is at best, pathetic!

Paul,

I think you might be right, the coalition has far higher standards than labor and the greens and poor judgment may be a career killer for BJ.

Dear runner,

I agree. I don't think Mr Joyce will last for very long.

"moral degenerate" is good!

The best that 'social conservative' Mathias Cormann could come up with when questioned about Joyce was: "Barnaby is ugly enough and big enough to speak for himself". Pathetic! And, as a foreigner, he got then the saying mixed up.

What's that big red blotch on Barnyards forehead? Did the "Cheese and Kisses" miss with a sharp right hook to the left eye, and hit his scone instead!

ttbn, your bloke Corny Banana has written Bonking Barney off completely, reckon's his goose is well and truly cooked.