Paul,

Why can't you stop lying? I never made a prediction that the arrest of the left whinge fascist was imminent as you well know.

As for the cost of the by elections, they pale in comparison to the costs by Syph hanson young of the born to spend Greens.

Dear Shadow Minister,

Oh my goodness you must really be in a tizz with dear Malcolm. Not only has he sidelined Barnaby for caretaker PM while he is overseas but now is going to ban sexual relationships with staffers.

Why has he treated your mate so egregiously? 'Blameless Barnaby' should sue. Perhaps you could start a 'gofundme' page.

Lol.

Steele, if this was not so serious it would be laughable. Bonking Barney is now on some sort of concocted leave, supposedly to get his head together. It is simply a piss-weak manoeuvre by Turnballs to sideline Barnyard from the acting PM position where he could be held up to ridicule from all quarters including his own.

Shadow, simply writing off millions of taxpayer dollars because you man Barnyard is a blithering idiot is no excuse. Try as you will, your attempts at deflection are like Barney, pathetic.

I wonder if there will be Minister for Not Having It Off With The Staff to police Turnbull's addition to the Ministerial Conduct code. Our parliament is becoming a mixture of Monty Python, Benny Hill and 50 Shades of Gray.

ttbn, one malcontent wants to add an amendment; Thou shalt not have it off with a staffer, (amendment) unless I can watch! Another one wants to know if that also includes the office copy machine.

The Turnbull government is turning into a complete laughing stock! Now Joyce is referring to his leader as "inept", while Turnball's called Barnyards behaviour "a shocking error of judgement", with a call for Barnyard to consider his position.

Time for an election so the people can pass judgment on these clowns.