//What I had in mind was marriage/whatever between an African pygmy woman, say 3ft 6ins tall, and a European male at 6ft 6ins.//

Surely she could still shag a white dwarf (as in a small white man, not an stellar remnant composed of electron-degenerate matter)?

Hi Foxy, all the best to you and your family for 2016. A bad start to 2016, went around this morning to catch up with a friend in Redfern for the New Year, only to hear Rick had his motorised wheelchair stolen from outside his place on Xmas Day, by whom he don't know, reported it to Redfern coppers. Now Rick is paying $50 week out of his pension to rent a replacement, a new one is worth up to $3,500, second hand cheaper, but the batteries can be the problem with second hand. The mate has done a heap of work for the UN Water Resources in places like Vietnam, despite his disability, he can walk with great difficulty, and to have this happen is a shocker. At first, hoped it was kids, having a"joy ride" and it may have turned up, but the coppers think it could have been an organised gang, who would have a ready sale for it. As Rick said "Shhhhit Happens".

2016, a new year and a new career for Is Mise on the front counter of the new State Bureau of Marrege issuing marriage approvals.

Is Mise; Name!
B Groom; Micky the Midget from Mudgee.
IM; SIZE!
BG; 6 inches
IM; NO NO, your height?
BG; three foot six.
IM; Woman, NAME!
Bride; Big Mumma from Alabama, your kingship!
IM; Height?
Bride; six foot twelve, in flatties,
Is Mise "I now pronounce you man and wife, go forth and multiply."

Next: Its Lofty Les from Lennox Heads, and his mail order bride Pygmy Peg from Patagonia.

Is Mise; "NO CHANCE!"

Nice try, Paul, but as they say: don't give up your day job (not yet anyhow)!

Is Mise, I thought that one was rather good, your turn, I like Lofty Les from Lennox Heads, he sounds dinky di to me, would you really stop him marrying Pygmy Peg from Patagonia. As they say "True love never runs smooth." Well not with the State Bureau of Marriage doing the match making.