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Sport exists because of Women and Homophobes
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I like the cuddle theory, but I reckon the adrenalin motive cracks it.
I’ve been a runner for many years. I get out there and do a hard belt up a hill or along a beach or whatever every day or so… and yes indeed I do feel good at the end of it. Actually, despite the hard slog, I feel really good while I’m doing it!
Those endorphins are really addictive, man!
And it is a whole lot less risky in terms of injury than playing some stupid team sport! Or other adrenalin-raising pursuit like base-jumping or mountain-climbing or even kite-surfing or cycling!
But…. alas….there are no cuddles in it!!
Oh… hold on…. who needs cuddles?? Those cuddles that you would get in team sports when you win or score an ‘important’ goal…eek…. who needs that sort of stuff? Guys cuddling guys? Crikey, what a turnoff! As if the constant barrage of bruises and very significant risk of injury wasn’t enough!!
Now, if I could join a young womans’ aerobics or pilates session and secure a few cuddles therein, I’d be in like a flash!
But alas, the desirable sort of cuddles are just not achievable from singular athletic pursuits, nor from team sports. ( :>(
<< Mate if you want to get an adrenalin rush I reckon it’s hard to beat the horizontal tango. >>
Ohhh…. If only it was that simple, Producer!
But a regular dose of HT doesn’t come without a whole huge mob of expenses and complications!
All-considered, I’d rather be a single, free, non-HTist, nomadic beachbum who’s right into jogging, bushwalking and other good exercise, than a HTist who is tied-down, married, with dependents, a mortgage, all manner of material possessions, absolutely dependent on a fulltime job, never free to go to the beach by yourself, always having to do what your partner or family wants you to do, blah, blah.
Nah… that old horizontal tango is very easy to beat in terms of adrenalin rush, endorphin-generation, health and wellbeing. ( :>)