"Dogs feasting and fighting over the entrails of the beast, often still alive, with tardbillies high on hooch, arguing whose WMD brought down the most roos"
Hey you sound like you've been on one of my sporting shoots. Although I don't call my mates tardbillies, just "maaate"

"In my area, the pet meat shop was closed down for 7 weeks due to a shortage of roos in our bush. "
Must have been after one of our sporting shoots. We clean 'em up.

"when they salivate and gloat over the blood and guts of the animals"
Are you sure you haven't been with us on a sporting shoot?

"Mmmm....I wonder what else they do to their victims when no-one's looking?"
Ok now I'm convinced you have.

"I wish they would knock off more of those rotten frigg!ng feral moggies"
They are very hard to bag, so sly and cunning.

"I am not totally opposed to culling by accredited professional shooters."
Good to know, I'm an accredited sporting shooter.

"Good to know, I'm an accredited sporting shooter."

Was the bribe significant, Alzo?

No...a paltry $55.95...all you can shoot

spanky, had no luck with your link, surely you wouldn't be taking the p_ss?

Incidently a 9mm wouldn't be my weapon of choice in such a situation.

Rojo,
Yep, I surely would!(LOL)
I cannot believe you actually tried that url link..I guess we meet all kinds on these threads, just joking!
Have a good one,
Regards
Spanky

Alzo, yet another buffoon taking advantage of a special offer, seeing you have this awkward yet talented sniffer for special offers, you must have missed the one for ejection seats in helicopters, they are looking for test passengers, I think you qualify for the position hands -down.
As far as normal people using this thread are concerned, the purpose of PROFESSIONAL culling experts goes well, especially after realising now that the population of roos has indeed got to the point of actually infringing on the human population in some areas, it's a pity and although I am a stickler in the belief that they were there first, the human will always dominate all living creatures.
Where to now?
Spanky