Dear DreamOn,

Seeing as you seem to like rhymes, here's another
to add to your collection:

"Greedy, greedy, is Mr Abbott,
Gobbling everything is his bad habit,
But sour and tart is not to his taste,
So sorry and sad will be his fate!"

Dear Chris,

Talking about weapons?

Most of us have evolved from that outmoded way
of thinking. The "John Wayne" macho imagine is
so yesterday!