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Since you've been so busy learning about other cultures, you may not have had time for you own, so this handy guide might help. I can't vouch for its accuracy though. I mean, who ever heard of using gefilte fish to lure gerbils? Completely impractical. Current pest practice involves a vacuum cleaner, although any sucker will do.
The kippa is widely understood as both a practical tool and cautionary reminder of the importance of personal hygiene in a desert culture where water is scarce and toilet paper unobtainable. It's carried on the head to proclaim the regularity of the wearer's bowels by inference from the colour of the kippa. In more devout communities direct inspection using the traditional art of cohenoscopy is common (popularly known as "having a butchers") which is performed in the "boning room".
Next lesson we'll consider the proper use of matzoh in contraception, part of our new series on making the most of your dough. A special bonus: chat-up lines guaranteed to work on Palestinian prisoners. You'll be irresistible!
All part of the comparative religion hour on Radio YHWH. All the hits you never saw coming.