Dear Bazz,

If it walks like a duck
If it talks like a duck
If it looks like a duck
Then it must be a duck?

Not necessarily. I could be that you need
stronger meds or new glasses. ;-)

QUACK QUACK QUACK

Lexi: Not necessarily.

Smells like a duck.
Tastes like a duck.
Yep. It's a duck alright.

cohenite,
Some men in the Iraqi armed forces find men more sexually attractive than women in burkas, as they say sex with women are for babies, sex with men is for pleasure. So women in burkas are not sexually attractive to some Muslim men.

Dear Bazz,

Therein lies your problem.

You need to go to a real doctor,
not a "QUACK, QUACK, QUACK."
:-)

Dear Jayb,

If you're happy and you know it -
share your meds.

And change your diet.