Belly – I believe cricket is played by two sides. You have described on side, I would like your description of the other side using the same context. Let see if you are ambidextrous enough, that you are able to describe their form as eloquently.

AH but you miss the point.
Australia is short of in form cricketers, getting two teams on the field is hard work.
But lets see Bronny Bishop is the scorer dashind about with her big book demanding more time between balls.
Abbott at the wicket is calling for the square leg umpire, [bloke known as reform] to stop Gillard bowling head high spin at the umpire, Hockey at the other end is hoping for boundary's because he can not run much.
All good fun, but you tell me, what is funnier than Gillard being herself?
And pleesaa! both Crean and Swan wanting to polish her ball after every one is sad.
Shorten, intent on getting wickets, has applied for the wicket keepers roll, knife in hand and a lop sided grin.

Well who would have guessed?
4 players have been sent home.
For not filling out the home work.
Gillard sent a team question-air out asking who loves her.
Seems the answer no need for that you love your self enough was incorrect!