Oh my God! Is there anything more boring than bloody stupid cricket?

Wait; do not panic; all is not lost;
I have heard that help is on it's way.
A coaching team has been signed up that will surely help us win.
They used to be with some football team called the Sharks.
After all both games are played with a ball so there cannot be that much difference can there?

Did you hear about the bloke that was painting his house and keeping one eye on the cricket on the telly?

He sat down for a break, look up saw the paint drying.

The excitement sent him into cardiac arrest.

Seriously it’s only a game and if you are that way inclined play it. Governments should have nothing to do with cricket or any other sport.

Robert LePage you want parasite politicians to pay public money to parasite lawyers to hold a royal commission about a commercial sport played by parasite professional sports people, surrounded encouraged by advertising parasites and administrated by parasites.

Sport has been used by those in power to occupy the masses. If the masses are not occupied they may start to think. The last thing non representative governments like ours want is the masses to think.

The Romans started it with their colosseums and was vastly superior to cricket. They were able to entertain the public, feed hungry animals and get rid of religious and other fundamentalists.

I suppose it’s a reason NOT to vote for Mr Rabbott’s franchise. Maybe he wants to set up a job for little John after his snub from the cricket administrators?

Dear Producer,

Good to see someone else is on the ball.

Bread and circuses are what it's all about! Yes the Romans most certainly knew how to manipulate the political capital of popular games.

Boring? by far the most boring thing in the world bar nothing.
Is folk who do not like something joining a conversation to tell us that.
Think about it?
Cronulla is in it deep my game is too.
But will the idiot who injected the drugs go to prison.
Have pity on me Dragons dropped more ball than two Aussie cricket teams.
Gave away more silly penaltys than Gillard!

Good news!
We have a new spin bowler.
Gillard hasbeen included as our front line weapon.
Bit embarrassing to see as she runs in,a bit wobbly.
But watching Bill shorten, Simon Crean,and Wayne Swan run behind her every step of the way?
Still if she can bowl who cares, shame her first over was all wides.