Come on Lexi and Indi, there is no such thing, is there?!
Ludwig,
On the contrary, Police Officers are intelligent members of society, it's the cops & senior public servants who fail us so shamefully.

Aww...indy.....no wonder you're always feeling hard done by - those prices you quoted are really high.

Now if you came and lived next door to me, I could sell you some eggs from my chookies, I could make you some bread (by hand) and , although I'm not growing watermelons, I have some rock melons growing at the moment that will be just about ready by the time you get here.... all for a bargain basement price!

, I have some rock melons growing at the moment that will be just about ready by the time you get here.
Poirot,
Thank your for your hospitality but if you really want to help those who pay those high prices you'd need to vote against Labor & I can't see you do that in a million years.
You see, people did have gardens & grew things but then came Labor with it's rules & regulations & sent in AQUIS with chainsaws cutting down just about everything that grew here, they came with helicopters & riflemen shooting all cattle running wild, airport customs officers etc to stop people from bringing good vegetable seeds to grow etc. All because they are $hit-scared about deceases ruining the domestic market. If only they spent all that money on fighting noxious weed instead of common sense.

Ludwig, "No, you can tell late in the day whether people are staying put for the night, if you read all the signals"

Note for alleged campers, wear a foil hat to prevent mind-reading by persons lurking in cars. Another use for those aluminum baking trays.

Er, inflate airbag suspension to lessen rocking. One wouldn't want the regular servicing of the kitchen appliance to be noted by said lurkers parked whoops, camped, nearby.

Ludwig, Mate, I could not get your anger from first post.
I know the area live not far away.
I like to hit the road and drive long hours as I did long time ago in different work.
And stop at interesting rest areas.
The problem is not the council, or the good coppers who let you off.
It can be seen today Australia day, yobbos smashing such places up, returning to do it again, soon after its fixed.
Right now 100 half witted drunken youths are smashing a near by beach, and trying to do the same to the single BRAVE cop calling for help.
We know costs of putting them in prison keep them free, and MAGISTRATES WHO SHOULD DO 12MONTHS FOR GUTLESS VERDICTS.
Aim at them not the signs.

MAGISTRATES WHO SHOULD DO 12MONTHS FOR GUTLESS VERDICTS.
Belly,
Yes ! Perhaps we could even make them pay for our losses which they don't ask the perpetrators to pay for.