Part2
Screech! –crash! –bash!
Rooster A –What’s that noise?
Hen A The cockatoo is hunting everyone away from the food-he recons he was here first.
Cockatoo – Aah-Ya! Get the hell out of here – let me get at the food!
Duck A – Cockatoo wont let go of my tail-Aah!
RoosterA – Stop that now!
Cockatoo –Don’t patronize me –I am not you little sheep dog!
Hen A – The cockatoo nipped my wing.
Cockatoo Aah shut-up!
Hen B Oy!
Cockatoo Arrh-Take that!
HenB oww!
Ghen c oy!
Cockatoo arrhh!
( it ends in a crescendo of squawks, squeals & feathers….)

Yabby And Miss Piggy returned just in time to see their boss heading for the barn to sort out the latest sqwabble that Horus had told him about.

They didnt go down there but sat down exausted and still very upset by what they had seen after taking the Red Pill.

Miss Piggy Said to Yabby turnrightturnleft was `correct` Yabby.

We have to help Farmer Brown set up these Free Range Pork Farms and Poultry farms and open up abattoirs close by.

Yabby agreed with tears still running down his little face.

For all his youth Yabby looked Old that morning sitting along side the wise Miss Piggy.

Wouldnt it be better Miss piggy For Animals if people had some type of reasonsibilty?

The wise Miss Piggy Replied-

Yabby there are some things we can change and other things we cant.

Some of us before your time have written letters for years to Church Leaders asking them to include Animals in all their goodness but they wont.

RSPCA QLD CEO and that PALE lady even flew from QLD to Melbourne to See that Senator Feilding.

I beleive it took them four years to get a meeting and to this day they has been no reply.

They hide these intensive farms from the good public Yabby so they cant help us.

Forget the church Leaders helping. They wouldnt but you a pork pie. Yabby laughed out loud at that until he rembered those poor pigs he had just seen in cages too small to move and started to weep all over again.

Lets put all our efforts into helping our master open his free range poultry Farms and Pork Farms and build an abatttoir close by said his wise friend.



I dont mind when my time comes going to an abattoir but I at least want to know I have saved other animals being sent alive on those death ships! and intensive farms.

He saw his Mum then and rushed over to tell her the news!

Perhaps yabby and the wise miss piggy could turn their surprisingly vast intellect to pondering where the farcical limits of anthropomorphism really lie.
I suspect they'd be better at nailing it than some people...

Yabby
Was only a little baby lamb. He had not encounted such big words.
Jessey and the normally Quite Harriot set about taking control to answer this question.
Harriot even pulled one of her prized feathers to use as a pen. She waited for Jessey to finish eating all the Molasis.
When Jess declaired she was ready Harriot Placed The feather pen under Jess1s backside to produce the product in which they decided to reply to the turnrightleft letter.

Dear Turnrightturnleft
See if you can spot anyone! from the examples below: Wrote Harriot with all the other Farms Animals laughing!


The narcissist is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to
achieve his or her own ends. He is devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling
to identify with, acknowledge, or accept the feelings, needs, preferences,
priorities, and choices of others. He is constantly envious of others and
seeks to hurt or destroy the objects of his or her frustration. Suffers from
persecutory (paranoid) delusions as he or she believes that they feel the
same about him or her and are likely to act similarly.

a.. Feels entitled. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her
unreasonable expectations for special and favourable priority treatment;
a.. Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve his or
her own ends;
a.. Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with,
acknowledge, or accept the feelings, needs, preferences, priorities, and
choices of others;
a.. Constantly envious of others and seeks to hurt or destroy the objects
of his or her frustration. Suffers from persecutory (paranoid) delusions as
he or she believes that they feel the same about him or her and are likely
to act similarly;
a.. Behaves arrogantly and haughtily. Feels superior, omnipotent,
omniscient, invincible, immune, "above the law", and omnipresent (magical
thinking). Rages when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted by people he
or 'she" considers inferior to him or her and unworthy.

Yabby was rolling around laughung with Miss Piggy.
It was good to be free around real farmers and the animals.
He sure felt sorry for those city Slickers.

Wally arrived back to confirm he had dropped off the Letter and left his "calling card".

Yabby had arranged to meet Jess his favouite little girl lamb for lunch and treats when farmer Brown returned from Sunday Church.

Yabby was growing into a really handsome lamb. Others had tried to take his attention away from Jess.

Yabby at times played along with this but never went into the back paddock with any of the others.

He really liked Jess and was trying to get up the nerve to ask her for his first kiss.

Just as he was about to ask her Farmer Browns car pulled into the barn. He wasnt alone.

He had a lady with him that none of the animals had ever seen at the farm before.

A matter of fact nobody had seen any other lady at all since the boss got rid of the not nice second wife.

All the Animals gathered round to stare. Milly the mare was a little jealous but the farmer called her over knowing she was waiting to take him down to the bottom padock to take their Sunday afternoon ride along the creek.

He asked milly to tell all the other animals to come in one hours time as he had something important to tell them.

Milly trotted off feeling happy to be given such an honour and broke into a canter as she rushed to tell the cows in the back paddock.

A hour later just as the farmer promised he stood under the tree and told everybody there were some big changes to be made if they were to survive the drought.

He still had not introduced the lady and not even Miss Piggy was going to interrupt.

All The Animals held their breath wondering what was going to happen.

I wonder what is happening cried Jess. Shush replied Yabbys mother.

You will just have to wait along with the rest of us.

Golly. Yabby's a rather sensitive intellectual. Especially for a lamb.

One wonders what she makes of the notion, that someone would attempt to give her human qualities, in order to drum up sympathy for a particular cause.

While I suspect Yabby would agree that cruelty to animals is a worthy cause on its own, what of trying to persuade folk that they are incredibly intelligent, capable of complex reasoning and just like people.

Of course, were I to point out that this was a cheap emotional ploy, and while I support arguments against animal cruelty, I find this one deceitful, I'd probably be painted by this lamb as a narcissist.

I suppose it's a good thing that actual lambs would probably respond to this argument with 'baaaa.'